Monday, July 5, 2010

Crying babies

Crying babies. They're everywhere. I have nothing against babies. I like them, but when your at the movies, or on a plane, or at the library and a baby starts bawling its eyes out, it kinda gets to ya. Need i say more? I think we've all been in this situation when your giving the baby snake eyes willing it to shut up. Yeah, i thought so.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Fattys

Fat people. Well not fat people, but obese people. Now when I say obese I dont mean the people who Wii Fit Plus say are obese, I mean the people who doctors say are obese. When you see obese people at KFC or McDonalds you just reeeeally wanna yell "GO EAT AN APPLE!" or "GO FOR A RUN!". Sad I know but kinda true. Admit it. Just the other day I saw a man at our local netball centre. He was Massive! Now I'm talking Massive with a capital 'M'! He was like a human bean bag! And he was selling fruit!? Of all things! Hey buddy, maybe you should try some of that yourself aye? Some people will think its mean to say this, but what do they expect? You can't not take care of your own body and expect other people to. People who haven't walked in years because they are to fat need to do something about it! I was watching Greys Anatomy and it had this HUGE man on it. He had to get to the hospital on a truck he was that big. Anyway he tried to walk (he hadn't walked in 5 years) ad guess what? He broke his leg. He was so big he broke his own leg. Thats.... yuck. Lose some weight or I might have to start throwing some "Your Mama so fat" jokes at ya.

Drawn Out

It's so annoying when your watching a reality show and an eliminations is happening, and they drag out who is eliminated or the winner for sooooo damn long! Do they really need to leave us hanging like that? They'll just be about to announce who has won, or who is leaving, then..... ad break. After the ad break they repeat the same thing that they said before the ad, but add a couple more minutes on then..... ad break. Then after those ads maybe they'll actually announce it! About bloody time is all that i can say!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Go ahead, I don't care

I really don't like it when people say in a really whiny voice " can i pleeeeease have a sip of your drink? Just a little one?" *cue puppy dog eyes*, or "can i have a teensy little bite of your food??", then after you give in to the hysterics that follow once you say "No" they go ahead and drink/eat the whole damn thing! Sure just have it all. I don't care that i paid for that... really? No. I do care. And now i have no lunch. I hope your happy with yourself.